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Joke of the Day

"How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper."

"The people in this spin class are looking at me like they've never seen a girl with a helmet before."

"What's the easiest way to make a million dollars? Invest a billion."

"My Buddy Is So Mixed... He doesn't know who his step-dad is."

"Sometimes when I throw up I like to pretend the toilet is a baby bird and you're not even reading this anymore are you."

"How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bertha ! Bertha who ? Bertha-day greetings !"

"What is Hitler's favourite beauty product? Polish Remover"

"Cops call their dogs K-9 because if they call K-10, then it's a cat."

"I'll betcha that Heimlich guy gets a lot of pats on the back."