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Joke of the Day

"I've been working with NASCAR on redesigning the track for more variety, but it's tough I just can't seem to get it right"

"Paychecks are like dicks... Although you don't go around comparing yours to other peoples, you always hope it's a little bigger."

"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."

"whats the difference between the duke of york and Katy price? the duke of York only had 10,000 men"

"As Winston Churchill once said, ""Wait a minute -- I never said this."""

"i just read this article...did you know 50% of asian business men have cataracts... the other half drive rincoln towncars"

"Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car? Because he got tired."

"I'm starting to think I'm going to be that guy that dies while Googling 'symptoms of a heart attack'."

"The entire 15 years my wife and I have been married we only had one fight and it's still not over."

"a man comes into a bar... or was it a horse? yeah i think it was a horse. so a man comes into a horse...."