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Joke of the Day

"I've been working with NASCAR on redesigning the track for more variety, but it's tough I just can't seem to get it right"

"Tried to unlock my door with a banana. How am I still alive?"

"The problem with political jokes is.. They get elected."

"What do you call a scary pterodactyl A terroradactyl"

"Know any good jokes about running? I need a muse for an art project I'm doing. Also who doesn't love terrible jokes/puns. Looking for things like refrigerator/nose running, but other objects."

"I don't make jokes I just watch the government and report the facts."

"The Idiot Named Jay Well Story Is My Friend Was Playing A Game And He Asked Me All Day Where A PLACE WAS and turns out its written in his Quest Book!"

"There's no easy way to say this..... She sells sea shells on the sea shore, the shells that she sells are sea shells for sure."

"What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization? Boko Harambe"

"Damn girl are you a kids movie from my generation because you're fun and cute but also horrifying in many ways I didn't originally realize."