225215

Joke of the Day

"Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel? Because they pack light."

"Kids want a dog, told em I can only keep 4 things alive, them & the plant. If we add a dog something will die & I cant be sure its the plant"

"thanks for the $100 whole foods gift card i'm really going to enjoy this banana"

"Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance? He had his raisins..."

"My voicemail message is just me sighing for 20 minutes."

"How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek? Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME"

"How do you know you're wife is too fat? You're using Google maps to find her g spot..."

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. Whenthe instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."

"Money is not a problem. The Problem is ""I don't have Money!"""

"I wish the entire planet could come together as one and agree to refer to Kanye as Kanye Kardashian so we can bask in his shattered ego."