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Joke of the Day
"Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel? Because they pack light."
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"What are two letters a Brit can't live without? T and Qs."
"Wife: ""I've made the chicken soup"" ""Thank god for that. I thought we had to eat it!"""
"I just wrote a check for 6 dollars, so I don't really wanna hear about your 'summer' house."
"Subreddit for cleanjokes? Anyone know of one? TIA"
"Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !"
"Build a man a fire, and you'll keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire, and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"Did you know that if you stab a salad 23 times, It becomes a Caesar Salad"
"What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common? They're both myths. EDIT: spelling"
"What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies? Nickelback"