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Joke of the Day
"I got jury duty next week My duty is to convince the jury that I didn't do it."
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"What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting."
"What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage? A degree in law."
"Remember, if you're ever being attacked by a mob of clowns Always go for the juggler."
"""Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?"" asked Rupert. ""Okay"" replied his father ""but don't stand too close."""
"Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)"
"What do you call a gay guy who gives bad blow jobs? A tooth fairy."
"Did you hear that Zsa Zsa Gabor was suing the doctor who amputated her leg? ...The Judge threw out the case because she didn't have a leg to stand on."
"Why were the other fish calling the shark gay? He swallowed all of the seamen."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? A log"