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Joke of the Day

"What does a polite pirate say? Chivalry-Timbers!"

"If eHarmony were honest, it would pair some people with a room full of cats."

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? She lay awake all night wondering if there was a Dog."

"What is a Jew's favorite Mexican food? Carne Masada"

"A woman in labour is screaming at her husband. He says ""Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put it in your ass."" ""But Nooo, u thought THAT MIGHT HURT!"""

"I was going to make a gay joke Butt-fuck it."

"These twins I knew in high school both got mono... They got stereo"

"85 year old Viagra user takes a tumble I've fallen and I can't get up"

"What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol? Bill Murray."

"i have two moods: sleep is for the weak sleeping for a week"