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Joke of the Day
"I hate Cinco De Mayo! -Said no Juan ever"
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"I didn't know what to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Society meeting... So I just came in my pants."
"A man driving a car hits a woman. Who's fault is it? TRICK QUESTION! Cars can't fit in the kitchen!"
"Cat lovers Their pets also qualify for the obnoxious neighbor award."
"Heard about the fruit that became a president? He got impeached."
"""You can hide but you can't run,"" -- Mama tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids"
"I'm not really fan of gallows humor It just always leaves me hanging."
"Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch."
"What do you call a dinosaur that only eats the most delicious food? A connoisaur"
"With great power comes Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial."