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Joke of the Day

"Cat lovers Their pets also qualify for the obnoxious neighbor award."

"What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test? Drool"

"I'm sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation."

"nws, easter what Some told me they were going to an egg toss, me, Is that an oral sex party"

"I used to not get on with my mother-in-law but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!"

"I hate that I push myself to do so many squats and lunges only to be forced into walking like a penguin the next day."

"Every night it sounds like my neighbors take turns at running headfirst into their walls"

"Even after 20 years, Jared Fogle is still getting into smaller and smaller jeans."

"Short Brit joke. Imagine bonfire night in America. The population would go down before you can even say 'happy bonfire night'"

"""What should we put in the middle of this mall?"" How bout some chairs? ""That idea sucks"" A little pond to throw money in? ""Oh hell yeah"""