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Joke of the Day
"Fidel Castro is dead Trump don't mess about."
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"Two parrots were sitting on a perch... One turns to the other and says, ""Can you smell fish?"""
"A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me."
"Reading about how much Daniel Craig hates Bond is like The Pope Visiting Kim Davis all over again."
"Mary's doctor told her she was allergic to latex ""Oh no, I'm so fucked!"" She responded, shocked at the news ""I'm afraid not."" said the doctor as he left with a grin."
"Just put 3 sugar cubes in my tea, and by sugar, I mean xanax, because sugar is really bad for you.."
"What do you call a man doing dishes? Single."
"Why did the comedian go to doctor? Because the audience gave him the clap"
"Three men walk into a bar... One ducks."
"fog machine I was pissed off yesterday. So pissed off I threw my fog machine out the window. Something must have went wrong, because it misted."