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Joke of the Day
"I once met an irritating man who upheld his family name. He was Hanoi-Ying."
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"I fall asleep every night While browsing the chlora forum"
"Two guys walk in to a Bar First Guy orders an H2O. The Other Guy orders H2O too. The Other Guy dies."
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"What do challah and martial arts have in common? Judo"