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Joke of the Day
"What do challah and martial arts have in common? Judo"
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"Some French words have silent t's, like ""ballet"" and ""tbonjour"""
"Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth...and drink all the vodka inside. It seems to help"
"What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts. "
"TSA agents might have to arrest me if... They felt deez guns *flex*"
"How do you stop your dog from humping your leg? You suck his dick. How can you tell your dogs gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair. And a table.."
"Hey dad, the hospital called, patients are trying to rest, could you please turn down your television."
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."
"(x) calls up a popular restaurant... The owner says, ""Sorry, we don't cater functions."""