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Joke of the Day

"Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock Who's there The chicken"

"The start of a child porno Little girl: Uncle, how are babies made? Uncle: Take your clothes off, I'll show you."

"""BANGING BODY"" Thanks ""What's your secret?!"" I eat fireworks ""..."" BOOM"

"Why was WWI so short? Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin..."

"Greek yogurt Its just not as rich as it was before"

"*rubs lamp* Genie: ""you get three wishes"" Me: ""I wish I wasn't so alone"" Genie: ""k wow I'm like right here"""

"Oral contraceptive I recently had an experience with oral contraceptives. I asked a woman if she would like have sex with me. She said, ""No""."

"How many lead trumpets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, he just holds the light bulb up, and the world revolves around him."

"A man comes home to his wife ""honey,"" he says, ""pack your bags. I just won the lottery!"" ""That's amazing! What should I pack?"" ""I don't care. Just pack your bags and get the fuck out of here."""

"What's the different between England and a tea bag? A tea bag last longer in the cup"