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Joke of the Day
"A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned becausehe couldn't concentrate."
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"A magic tractor went down a dirt road And turned into a field."
"Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine? The engine stops whining after the plane lands."
"The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them"
"How to DoS someone without any tech knowledge Steal all their shirts and shoes"
"It's 3000 AD. Everything is fleek. President Updog has dissolved congress. Women make 700x what men do. I'm still writing 2014 on my checks."
"Want to know how to make tons of people mad real fast? your about to now how."
"I say ""what"" a lot, not because I'm hard of hearing, but because I can't believe how stupid some people are"
"""One mans trash is another mans treasure"" Is a good quote... But apparently its not the best way to tell your kid he's adopted."
"What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk? (OC) An utter disappointment"