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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama, so fat.... that when she walked outside to get the mail, it measured on the Richter Scale."

"A joke about all the leaders of the countries the U.S. has invaded... [removed] > > > > > > From power."

"Only 90s kids will get this: slavery. (1790s)"

"I went to a zoo the other day and all they had was a terrier. It was a shih tzu."

"What do ghosts order at the bar? Sam-BOO!-ca"

"[on 1st date] Him: So why is someone as pretty as you single? Me: Single? Who's single? [gets right up in his face] We marry at dawn."

"What was Hitler's favorite color to use when painting? Aryan white."

"Doesn't it concern you that stick bugs are way more complex than stick people? They're on a whole other dimension"

"I like my women like I like my coffee horny"

"What's the difference between a moan and a scream? About 3 inches"