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Joke of the Day

"Why did the aardvark cross the road? To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him. (Not an original joke)"

"What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments? Sinko de Mayo"

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.... When the librarian saw me, she called the police."

"I told my dad that I was taking a C programming course. He offered to give me some pointers."

"Whoever named the ewe really didn't like female sheep"

"folks we use a Mouse to browse a web. what are we on the internet or in a barnyard here. cmon damnit."

"League of Legend Spell Why do Summoners spell still exist if Summoners what delete in Lol ?"

"The hearing-aid A man is dining in a restaurant and speaks to a waiter. Man: Excuse me sir, I found a hearing-aid on my plate. Waiter: What?"

"PATIENT: my stomach is killing me, doc DR DOG: I've got just the thing for you *hands him a prescription bottle filled with grass*"

"[Different] Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he can Nazi the road."