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Joke of the Day

"Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up."

"Why was the legless man immortal? Because he couldn't kick the bucket."

"I pick up hitchhikers cause then when I'm pulled over the weed is his."

"I'm gonna write a book about the Amish... its really a hit or Amish."

"Why do black people have white hands? Because everyone has a little good in them"

"Trump's what you'd get if you poured a pot of glue, some glitter & a dog turd into your Build Your Own Hitler Kit and gave it a good shake."

"If my wife hates when I cum in her hair. Why does she keep leaving it in the shower drain?"

"If a blind girl tells you that you've got a big penis... She's probably just pulling your leg."

"Hiroshima was making rice krispies long before Kellogs. I'm going to hell for this."

"I know alcohol isn't the answer, but it's my best guess."