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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mexican protein? Amigo Acid"
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"Instead of politely knocking on the bathroom door, my kid attacks the door like a rookie DEA agent on his first raid"
"Donald Trump should hire the Chinese to build the wall After all, they have experience."
"Michael Sam is going to get cut from the Rams Apparently he is always behind the competition"
"When playing Fuck/Marry/Kill always ask yourself: will my ""marry"" be cool w/ me fucking & killing these other people?"
"why did the man cross the road? he had his dick stuck in a chicken"
"I want to be a dog and have someone feed me treats for sitting down."
"Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before."
"Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...?? Shit ab phir se girna padega"
"By the volume of the pans clanging and slamming in the kitchen... I think I'm supposed to be volunteering to help with something"