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Joke of the Day
"A NoSQL query walks into a bar.. ...and then walks out because there were no tables."
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"I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR."
"A guide to hating people. Step 1: get to know them."
"International women's day"
"""Dad, what caused the Great Fire of London?"" [googles but can't get wifi] Well son, that's when Bach dropped the most fire mixtape of 1666"
"what do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? a tear-jerker"
"What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors? A Julius Seizure."
"What has five arms, three legs and a head? The finish line at the Boston Marathon"
"Where does the General keep his armies? Up his sleevies!"
"Dear K"", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say."