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Joke of the Day
"An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman get a genetic test He was surprised by the results."
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"Why did Obi Wan not kill Anakin when he had the chance? Because Anakin was ... unarmed."
"In which sub does OP deliver most often? /r/babybumps/"
"When the doctor told me I only had six months to live, I killed him violently with his own pencil. Worked a treat. Got me twenty years."
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