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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free."
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"Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars."
"You can't get AIDS from a toilet seat unless you sit down before the other guy gets up"
"New bum For my birthday, I'm asking for a new bum. My old one's got a crack in it"
"A horse walks into a bar....... Bartender: ""Why the long face?"" Horse: ""My alcoholism is destroying my family and my wife wants a divorce."""
"What would be your reply? Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?"
"""Phone Call to My Dad"" feat. My Mom Yelling Things at Me in the Background"
"all right class welcome to Intro to Sitting 101. everyone have a seat. *confused whispering among class*"
"God gave me a choice when I was born: a good memory or a big dick. I don't remember which one I chose."
"I went to a Zoo last week.... It had no animals there apart from one little dog!!!! It was a Shih Tzu"