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Joke of the Day
"Women are a lot like tennis rallies Occasionally, a back hand is needed to stay in control"
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"I'm gonna be upset when HBO starts killing off Sesame Street characters one by one Game Of Thrones style."
"Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck."
"What's Santa's favourite Chinese dish Beef Ho Fun"
"I save a lot of money on makeup by just being attractive."
"What did the lion say to the antelope? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"A Mexican magician announced... ""For my next trick, I will count to ten and vanish into thin air."" He began ""Uno....dos.."" Then he disappeared without a tres."
"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 11, 12"
"I hold my 440mL Pepsi can in the same way i hold my iPhone 5 With regret"
"Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel? Same reason children don't attack their parents..."