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Joke of the Day
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler."
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"Cashier: Hello Me: Is it me your looking for... I can see it in your eyes.. Cashier:... Me: Sorry, this is my first rap battle."
"This creepy guy at work calls me ""hun"" despite knowing my real name so I've started calling him Mulan."
"Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !"
"Pedophiles Are fucking immature assholes"
"Screw you, targeted Facebook ad for adult diapers! *thinks about not having to pause TV or games* *orders some*"
"Listen to your instincts. Your gut is always right. It may be a little bloated sometimes...but it's right."
"Wife: Did you measure for carpet? Me: Yeah, from the window Wife: Don't Me: To the wall Wife: Don't Me: tothesweatdripoffmyballs! *runs*"
"How Many Feminist does it take to Screw SRSer ? None, Even Feminist have standarts"
"In the English language, ""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing. Unless you are at a funeral."