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Joke of the Day
"What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack? Frito Leah's"
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"What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court? Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself."
"Before meeting a hot chick, wish I could talk to the dude who's sick of her bullshit."
"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used."
"What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook? ""Most likely to Secede"""
"What's the plural of Ebola West Africa Credit goes to /u/Malfunkdung"
"I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body then I was born."
"I asked my wife.. ""what would you do if I won the lottery?"" She replied, "" I would take half and leave you."" I said, ""good I won $12. Here's $6, now fuck off."""
"Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it."
"What's it called when the queen farts? Helium Neon Argon Krypton Xenon Radon"