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Joke of the Day
"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used."
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"There's going to be a Fast and Furious cameo on Walking Dead Paul, walker"
"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet."
"Mopeds are for men who want to ride motorcycles but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas"
"A group of deer... .. go to a party. The next day, one deer says to the other ""Wow, that was a pretty crazy party."" the other deer replies, ""You're telling me. I blew 50 bucks!"""
"What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle? Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA."
"You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes Literally"
"emo vs obama emo has a gun and obama has a ball to wow the crowd with but the ball has a spike on it"
"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, you fucking racist!"
"#ReplaceBandNamesWithChicken Chicken (Weezer), Chicken (Rush), Chicken (Journey), Chicken (Kansas), Chicken (Radiohead), Chicken (Hole), Chi"