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Joke of the Day

"A kleptomaniac goes to see her doctor. She says, ""Doctor, my condition has worsened. Is there anything I can take?"""

"why didn't the clothing drive at the homeless shelter not work out? ..nobody gave a shirt."

"On this day eleven years ago, Greece won Euro 2004. Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros."

"Riff Raff should name his next album ""Street Rat."" 'Cause I won't buy that."

"i want a google chrome plugin that's a todolist manager and the way you launch it is, you visit twitter, but it shows your todos instead"

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? The epileptic corn shucker shucks between fits."

"What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion."

"gleda Fata kuvarsku emisiju na TV... XD"

"TIL in 1937 the Germans sank their own U-boat instead of the American USS Anders. ""Sorry, wrong sub"""

"Stand Up Comedy Yes, I actually did some stand up comedy, but I didn't like it... every time I would get up on stage to do my routine, all people ever did was laugh at me..."