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Joke of the Day

"If Bob The Builder's slogan is ""Can he fix it?"" then he's not really a builder is he? More of a repairman."

"Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings? The boo-keeper."

"Physics! What hurts really bad? Frequency!"

"You've got to hand it to little babies because their stupid little arms can't reach anything"

"What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common? No touching!"

"""Go ahead, caller...."" ""Mom, you have to stop answering your phone that way."""

"Cop1: Has becoming a father affected your work Cop2: Not a bit Cop1: Ok cover me, I'm going in Cop2: HI GOING IN I'M DAD [both get shot]"

"Nobody lives forever, but especially not that homeless person I just ran over."

"I had a gay friend in high school... ...who fell into a coma. We called him Tomato: he was a fruit and a vegetable."

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman!"