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Joke of the Day

"I asked my doctor how bad my breath is. ""You see that broccoli over there?"" he pointed. ""Yes..."" I replied. ""That was a cauliflower before you started talking."""

"I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights."

"Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?"

"Me: We don't have any more Girl Scout cookies and now I'm sad. Wife: I get sad, too. Like when I think about being married to a 40yo baby"

"What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uni-ball"

"What's the difference between an oyster with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? Well, one you shuck between the fits and the other..."

"'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' - White people at Indian Buffets"

"What do you call a bread that catches a cold? Flu-catcher bread"

"Therapist: Are you a man or a mouse? Mickey: Quite frankly, I was hoping you could tell me."

"All I want is for someone to push me up against a wall Lean in And whisper 'I'll do your housework'"