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Joke of the Day
"A mexican is on your front lawn bleeding out and calling for help. what do you do? Reload."
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"It's a boy! ""It's a boy"", Jimbo shouted, ""It's a BOY!"" With tears rolling down his eyes, Jimbo came running out of the room. And never returned to Bangkok again."
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"What do you call a group of pillaging Huns? An army of Hun-dread."