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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the urinal section of the bathroom? The place where all the dicks hang out."
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"[outside a blazing house] Firefighter: ... Me: ... Firefighter: ... Me: ... There was a spider."
"What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection? My dogma ate it."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?"
"Wife was feeling kinky last night so she got naked and I tied her to the headboard, then me and my buddy ordered pizza and played X-Box."
"Heard your mom was into bdsm Apparently she likes to tie guys up in her rolls Sorry if this is a shit post first time poster "
"I want to be a large, Southern black woman who fans herself in church when I grow up."
"Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead? Because it was irony."
"I once went to Africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10..... ...on the BMI scale"
"What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !"