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Joke of the Day

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a super creepy movie."

"5 missed calls from my mom. Frantically called her back, expecting tragedy; nope, wallets are on sale at Kohl's."

"Got an email from an airline inviting me to""Discover America"". I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus."

"Fact: It's not masturbation if you use a puppet."

"Doctor Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?"

"What did Rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you."

"I slept with a girl the other day, she called me daddy. I guess I have a Freudian prick"

"I met a guy recently who was a really good runner, but could only win races in wet weather. They call him the Raining Champion."

"When life gives you lemons Drink the kool-aide"

"I'm a lonely Status. I wish more people liked me."