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Joke of the Day

"I feel like a 100 bucks. Yeah, that bad."

"""Come together, right now, over me."" -Beatles lyrics or gangbang dialogue"

"Why was the mushroom a hit at parties? Because he was a *fungi*"

"the hardest part about hitting a child in public... is avoiding getting caught by their parent's."

"Your Google Self-Driving car should be taken away if you don't let your dog sit in the driver's seat while you hold a map riding shotgun."

"What kind of money does Mario use? 8-bitcoins"

"A member of ISIS accidentally blew himself up... Well, Ji-had it coming."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Tripping... J.K. Rowling"

"Cyber sex is not as easy as it looks. I should have picked a less crowded Starbucks."

"What is a traitor? A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it."