198878
Joke of the Day
"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar... What, it could happen..."
Next Joke
"You can never trust an atom because they make up everything"
"Sometimes I think I should introduce myself to my neighbors just so they don't describe me to the police as ""Quiet and keeps to herself."""
"How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management? They hold a runoff election."
"What did the hat say to the belt? You hang around I'll go on ahead"
"The Rabbit and the Seagull On a long summer day, a fat man was walking down Michigan Avenue. A black guy ran up to him and said, ""........"
"Facebook: I'm happy! Instagram: I'm pretty! Vine: I'm artsy! Pinterest: I'm crafty! Twitter: I'm lying everywhere but here."
"Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa? The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa."
"I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ??? The que que que?"
"My life is like a romantic comedy Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes. > HA! Hilarious and original! Encore!"