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Joke of the Day
"Who invented the equation? A X-pert"
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"Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: ""We gotta go back, I forgot to pee."" The other one replies: ""No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!"""
"Are Ginger Ale made from real gingers? Said Cartman."
"I don't want to die a virgin... ... it would really confuse my kids."
"I'll believe self-help books work when I see a bunch of them on a sane person's bookshelf."
"My doctor told me I was fat. I said I'd like a second opinion and he said ""you're ugly too"" :-/"
"A fat woman just served me at McDonalds... ... and said ""Sorry about the wait"". I replied and said ""Don't worry, you'll lose it eventually""."
"What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder? Banging your best friend's wife every night!"
"I asked the cashier for a kitkat chunky She turned around and selected a kitkat chunky from the shelf and then handed it to me. I replied: ""I wanted a regular kitkat you fat bitch."""
"Why did the Chicken Cross The Road?"