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Joke of the Day
"Who invented the equation? A X-pert"
Next Joke
"Dear God, I asked about atheism today."
"in other news: 8 hours from now, half the country will be screaming about tragedy and loss b/c some dudes didnt catch a ball enough times"
"Russian family conversation ""Papa, can I have 10 rubl?"" ""20 rubl? Why you need 30 rubl!?"""
"What does an uncircumcised Jedi use?"
"Sorry I was asleep when you texted me and just woke up when we ran into each other just now"
"Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills? Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills...."
"I was just looking in the mirror this morning, thinking about who I was. I suppose you could say I was reflecting."
"""Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once."""
"Your mums so fat, when she performs oral sex... ...people shout ""THAR SHE BLOWS!"""