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Joke of the Day
"I don't want to die a virgin... ... it would really confuse my kids."
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"What did the deadhead say when he got out of rehab? This music sucks!"
"Just realized Franz Kafka was a lawyer so he was Kafka, esq."
"John Cena wakes up ... **John Cena wakes up in a hospital** John Cena: Where am I? Nurse: ICU John Cena: No you can't."
"Give us your most offensive joke (with one challenge) No Jew, black, Helen Keller or dead baby jokes. Feeds are always filled with those. Let's see something different."
"Girl: So, your dating profile says you enjoy long walks by the sea & making ur own wine? Jesus: ON Girl: What? Jesus: Long walks ON the sea"
"What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone."
"What did the slug say to the police? ""I was as""salt""ed"""
"I like my women like I like my coffee...... Ground up and in the freezer"
"*calls Rosetta Stone* Yes hi I was wondering if you had a course on body language *my friend choking on buffalo wings clutches his throat*"