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Joke of the Day

"I treat my women like I treat my cereal Spoon first to get it wet, then eat it. P.S. I love fat chicks."

"Wrong spellers.. Untie!!"

"Peanut Butter and Jam Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"My boss turned round this morning and called me a ""bullshitter."" I'm not too worried about it though he didn't really."

"I would tell a mexican joke.. I would tell a Mexican joke but that would be crossing the border.."

"Why didn't 2x befriend x^2 ? He had trouble integrating"

"Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young? Budweiser"

"I only wear adult diapers for 2 reasons #1 and #2"

"What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle? You're about to meet da-feet!"

"""I'd like you to go down to the shop and ask for a matteryogi."" *""But, what's a matteryogi?""* Nothing Boo Boo"