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Joke of the Day

"If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!"

"Putting the dog down today. Gonna start by telling him he has a big nose."

"A Roman guy walks into a bar, raises two fingers, and says... ""I'll take five beers."""

"I have so may gay friends... I can't keep them straight."

"I'll always remember Granddad's last words to me... ""WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH THAT HAMMER?"""

"My girlfriend goes on a bike trip every 28 days. She calls it her monthly cycle."

"I was going to tell a Periodic table joke... ...But they all Argon"

"Police on bikes arresting someone: ""You're under arrest. Get in the basket"""

"Did you hear Italy is joining forces with ISIS? They think the world needs more Italian ISIS"

"Where does a rapists train stop? Anal deva-station"