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Joke of the Day

"Scientists Say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.. They Forgot to mention Morons.."

"Where do the Chinese study? In the Pupils republic of China"

"If a hipster falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it does it make a sound? Yeah, but you've probably never heard it"

"What kind of church does a triangle attend? Anglican."

"If I text ""HAITI"" to American Idol, will they send the contestants there?"

"Beards eventually grow on you. Title"

"My whole family loves iron It runs in our blood."

"Sure, white people can't say the n-word, but.... At least we can say, ""Hey dad"" and ""Thanks for the warning officer."""

"I like to go into changing rooms in the mall and yell ""help they're all out of toilet paper."" It really scares the shit out of the employees"

"What s the difference between toilet paper and toast? Toast is brown on both sides."