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Joke of the Day
"Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere."
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"[coming home from cinema] Don't let that ninja film go to your head again. *roundhouse kicks the light switch on* ""I won't"""
"your honor, i nominate the real murderer for the ice bucket challenge!! [a guy stands up] nice"
"Don't know what to do Wife : Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do? Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them...."
"What is Superman's greatest weakness? A bucking horse."
"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Very little!"
"Holocaust jokes aren't funny. My great grandfather died in Auschwitz. He fell off of a watch tower."
"I read that most accidents happen within a few miles of the house... ...so I moved"
"*holding a rattlesnake in each hand* These are the angriest maracas I've ever played"
"If i got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $ 6.30 now"