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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop an elephant from charging? Vivisection."
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"A table walks into a bar and says... Drinks are on me!"
"Noah in a pet shop ""Two of every animal please"" ""Want any unusual examples?"" ""No, just arky-types"""
"She told me she'd do anything for 20 bucks. Guess who just got his Mustang washed."
"Then Satan said, ""Let's convince everyone they need to go gluten free."" And that kids, was the Christmas fiasco of 2015."
"HAPPY APRIL FOOLS GUYS!! I hope I'm not too late. Uploaded with Internet Explorer ."
"What do you call a gay travelling salesman? Flim-flamboyant."
"Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels."
"How did I escape Iraq? Iran."
"Made some terrible life choices the last few years. Just kidding. I'm married and not allowed to make decisions."