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Joke of the Day

"Blonde Vs Brunette LoLxx Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""

"If we have sex in the dark, there's a 50% chance that I'll put it in the wrong hole and a 100% chance that I did it on purpose."

"Since I started my diet my pants are two sizes too big! Granted I just bought a bunch of pants that are two sizes too big."

"I hate people who talk about me behind my back... They discussed me."

"If I've said it once, I've said it one hundred times. I'd rather listen to an auto-tuned queef played on a loop over and over, than listen to Lady Gaga's performance at the Grammy's again."

"What do electricians get for Christmas? Shorts!"

"Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? (is it ""R""?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C"

"You face Ha got ""em"""

"What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student? A pizza can feed a family."