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Joke of the Day

"Shipment of Viagra was stolen from new York harbor The cops are on the lookout for hardened criminals"

"My good friend is the world's best hitman... ...earning over $10 million each year. He really makes a killing."

"Did you hear about the castrated hipster? He had a very eunuch style."

"Yo mama so poor [21st Century Update] she still has her daddy genitals"

"Funny how old trash yards always have so much razor wire on the fence If I want that trash bad enough no amount of razors will stop me"

"WIFE: What did you just do? CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*"

"Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!"

"I was pleased with the first day of The World Cup, and even more pleased that it didn't turn into ""2 Girls, 1 World Cup"" as I had feared."

"What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News? ""We're going to build a wall"""

"My friend told me all women are the same. He always makes broad generalizations."