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Joke of the Day

"I don't know what I drank last night, but the vacuum is stuck on top of the house."

"Since when did 'scrotum brown' become a cool colour to buy a jeep in?"

"My wife is such a terrible cook... We say grace after we're done eating."

"I asked a pretty homeless woman... I asked a pretty homeless women if I could take her home, she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."

"What's a Pirate's favorite letter? Ye would think it be Arrr(R) but its the Sea(C)!"

"I'm in a joint World Cup/NCAA Bracket pool. I have Portugal/Wofford/Belize/Kansas/Mexico/Wofford/Qatar in my Sweet Seven."

"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"I wonder if those Gmail password hackers know how much my dog hates having to learn a new name."

"What weapons did the Romans use to fight the Carthaginians As-salt rifles"

"Why do black people have white palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody"