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Joke of the Day
"My wife is such a terrible cook... We say grace after we're done eating."
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"I set my phone to airplane mode I lost it two weeks ago and everyone has a different opinion on what happened to it"
"Certain people have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves But I don't like to point fingers"
"What do gay men and Xbox's have in common? They both get red rings when they're fucked."
"Why couldn't Caligula get anything passed in the Roman Senate? His horse kept casting too many neigh votes."
"Why did the plant use a dating service? To find its stomate!"
"a feminist, a man, and a dog walk into a bar the girl asks the guy, why does the dog have to be here? the man says: ""I thought you would get lonely, bitches gotta stick together"""
"What do calenders eat? Nothing. Calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep track of the date and important events."
"What do you call a relaxed redneck? A chillbilly."
"What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute? Oh yeah...39"