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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket? He wanted to run his fingers through his hair."
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"After realising that I had accidentally eaten my clone, I shat myself."
"Friend: Dow dropped 45 points yesterday. Me: I don't follow basketball."
"""Every cloud has a silver lining."" - Terribly inaccurate meteorologist"
"100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?"
"Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a 4 year old how to turn on the TV and you can sleep for an extra hour."