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Joke of the Day
"I wipe my counters with raw chicken breasts because I refuse to have weak children."
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"What's the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth perception"
"Target had a credit card breach? But only with in-store purchases, not online? More proof you're better off staying home with no pants on."
"Here's a joke My life"
"FALLOUT 5 RELEASED TODAY No need for the VR, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump"
"Me: We do *not* spit on our classmates! 5YO: Well, who DO we spit on, then? I miss the funny stuff my kids said when they were little."
"Dyslexic, you say? How do you spell that?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !"
"My ex wife. Ya know, my ex-wife still misses me. But 'ER aim is gettin' better."
"While shopping for a new phone I found that they offer this thing called 'phone calls'. Has anyone used this? Is it an app?"