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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth perception"
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"A Disney joke not for the kids ""How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?"" 20? ""Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."""
"I had a friend from North Korea. When I asked him how the country was, he said, ""I can't complain..."""
"Alzheimer's Joke [Not Sure if Repost]"
"Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."
"What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!"
"I would like to thank President Donald Trump on behalf of my wife... suddenly the thousands I invested into Canadian dating sites wasn't so worthless after all."
"I met a 14 year old girl on the internet... She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy. I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?"
"My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up sex. Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer."
"Why did Lionel go to the medical store? because it was pharmacy."