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Joke of the Day

"Canadian knock-knock joke *Knock knock.* **Who's there?** *Sorry.* **No I'm sorry.** *No I'm sorry.*"

"What is Rickon Stark's favorite band? One Direction"

"What's Harry Potters favorite way to go down hill? Walking... JK ROLLING"

"Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill."

"Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit afire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can't have yourkayak and heat it too."

"The yard. Son: Dad! Dad: What is it son? Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys? Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!"

"I asked my dad what he thinks of Nihilism... He said, ""Does it matter?"""

"What do you call an Indian man with motivation? Deturbaned"

"Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships? They wanted to see what a winning team looked like."

"Don't know why some countries have food problems If you're Hungary you could pour Greece over Turkey and fry it in Japan."