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Joke of the Day

"Canadian knock-knock joke *Knock knock.* **Who's there?** *Sorry.* **No I'm sorry.** *No I'm sorry.*"

"""Clique"" is a French word meaning ""small group of insufferable douchebags""."

"Stephen Hawking says we've got about 1,000 years to find a new place to live. That isn't even enough time for my girlfriend to pack."

"Butterflies have 1,200 eyes. That means they spend 7 months taking out their contacts every night."

"I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time."

"Kids say the darnest things, Said Bill Cosby."

"If Trump was in any political party... He'd be in the Whig party"

"The only thing I know about Downton Abbey is that everyone looks as if they smell like the bottom of my Nana's purse."

"I went to Prague recently... I had a really good time. You should Czech it out."

"God is pretty creative. I mean, look at me."