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Joke of the Day
"God is pretty creative. I mean, look at me."
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"What is the difference between pink and purple? About forty years."
"Of all the cars in Italy... Mussolini's is the fascist."
"What are pigskins used for? Holding the pig together."
"Know why cowgirls are always bowlegged? Cowboys don't take their hats off while eating."
"Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred? because they pump-kin"
"Kill the man Cop: ""Did you kill this man?"" Me: ""No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."""
"So, Burt and Ernie are just sitting at home, when Burt looks over at Ernie and asks, ""Hey Ernie, do you want to get some ice cream?"" Then Ernie said, ""Sure Burt."""
"Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion."
"""Say hello to my little friend"" Great Movie Quote. Terrible bedroom talk."