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"1+1=3 It does take about 9 months though"
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"What do you call cow without a girlfriend? Beef Stroken off"
"""Good timing, Ke$ha"" I say as her song starts playing on the radio and I turn on the vacuum cleaner."
"Why Did John Lennon Get shot? Yoko Ducked"
"One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, He said ""here's a picture of me when I was younger."" I responded ""Every picture is of you when you were younger."" -Mitch Hedberg"
"What's yellow and can't swim A bus full of children"
"BOSS: OK! Who smashed a hole through the wall?! [Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man]"
"Q: Why do ducks have flat webbed feet? A: To stomp out forest fires."
"If I got a dollar, for every time I think of you. I might start thinking of you."
"What is Hitler's least favorite letter? The gas bill."