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Joke of the Day
"What is Hitler's least favorite letter? The gas bill."
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"Light Yagami thought he was going to die on those stairs, but then he woke up the next day... And realized it was just a Near-Death experience."
"ME: look a possum HER: actually it's spelled opossum ME: you don't no how I spelled it, we're talking HER: actually it's spelled know"
"Another night, another chance to put a flaming skeleton outside a little girl's window and then hide it when she tries to show her parents."
"Bought a new vacuum cleaner.. ..it sucks more than my old one"
"My wives going to a fancy dress party tonight dressed as a Rastafarian. She wants me to do her hair. I'm dreading it!"
"*beats arachnophobia* *trips over child dressed as Spider-Man* *fears spiders again*"
"what did Cindarella say when she got to the ball? {choking noises}"
"My friend, upon hearing that Chris Pratt will be in the new Jurassic World film... Are you looking forward to Jurassic Parks and Recreation?"
"How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin? They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November."