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Joke of the Day

"What did the math book say to the literature book? You're so full of great stories, I'm just filled with problems"

"What do Nazis do on a beach vacation? They ride on Adolf-in no? I'll see myself out."

"Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is ""Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?"""

"The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. ""Looks like they worshiped apples."" said one archeologist."

"How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !"

"Which street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"

"""At your cervix, m'lady"" - me as an OBGYN and also just me"

"Did you hear about the musician that was put on death row? It's said that he is gonna be exefluted."

"Last night I got so drunk I spent an hour apologizing to a tree for saying it's bark was worse than it's bite."

"Fruit Basket Stephen King and Richard Bachman are sharing a fruit basket. Which one noms de plum?"